Blackfly Border Patrol Unisex Graphic T-Shirt — Funny Canadian Retro Insect Tee

Small wings, big authority.

Meet Blackfly Border Patrol: our cheeky fly reporting for duty in a Mountie style hat. A playful nod to the Canadian identity and the tiny black flies that make themselves at home wherever you go.

For cottage weekends, camping trips, and everyday wear, this unisex graphic tee brings a little Northern humour along for the ride. A fun gift for anyone who knows that up here, the smallest locals have the biggest attitude.

Soft, lightweight cotton tee that carries a playful, irreverent vibe. The shirt sits comfortably in everyday life. The printed sleeves and neck label use modern DTF/DTG methods for crisp colour and a smooth feel against the skin. Subtle natural flecks in the undyed option add a handcrafted touch. This is for someone who leans into humor, loves vintage-inspired graphics, and prefers breathable, ethically sourced basics that wear well over time.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable wear

- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and less waste

- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape

- High-quality DTF/DTG prints for vivid, smooth graphics

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat